A bad day for the surrealists
 
Max rises early
and dressed in his smart pin stripe suit
descends the stairs
for the inevitable meeting of bowl, cornflakes and spoon
on the breakfast table
 
the paper tells of a madman called André
sent to prison for shooting into a crowd
 
the clock on the wall tells the time
the chairs all stand in a simple line
outside the clouds float in the  bright blue sky
inside the telephone sits silently in the hall
 
Max decides to smoke a pipe
and finds it in its proper place, neatly labelled
 
an apple for dinner, herring and chips for tea
a bowler hat to wear for work
the train is late and  so he walks
down the middle class suburban roads
 
In the office he takes his place
in the neat rows of desks and starts to work
 
the columns of figures are neatly marshalled
while his co-workers consider the soaps
the office clock measures the hours
the coffee machine delivers hot drinks
 
A brisk walk at dinner time through the zoo
and the zebras watch him from their field
 
The afternoon is much the same
The photocopiers light slides from side to side
the telephones bring news of facts and figures
and all the while the sun slowly sets
 
that evening the tube train rattles down the tunnel
delivering the commuters to their homes
 
Max watches the television with his wife
while they eat their tea and then they go up to bed
lying next to each other in stripped pyjamas

while they peacefully sleep